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thoughtcascades:

I’m sorry if i seem weird it’s because I literally am

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lilacandladybugs:

“what if im a bad person” yeah? well what if you arent? what if you’re trying your best and you’re growing and you’re kind? what then?

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cryptotheism:

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

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ravenkane:

guerrillatech:

As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post

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oysters-aint-for-me:

byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you’re hurting them stop it stops top stop it

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evilwizard:

new worldview where i think everyone else has free will and a rich, complex interior life while i am the only person who does not

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deirdreskye:

coworker: I think those rich guys in the submarine were trying to investigate the titanic because there’s nephilim artifacts on the shipwreck. that’s why they sank it in the first place, the US government doesn’t want us to know that they’re returning. what do you think, deadname?

me: I mean maybe. lots of things like that are happening all the time. Like it wouldn’t surprise me but i don’t really know that to think one way or the other. I’m taking a smoke break btw

Push notification on my phone from a Tumblr mutual: I’m gonna neuter you then spray you down with a hose in the backyard

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Anonymous asked:

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

wizardpotions:

But it’s my birtday

ratscanada:

apparently i’m blogging in the year 1502

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cannibalchicken:

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scissorsisters:

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can’t see me suck shit at sudoku

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sheepstiel:

i honestly love the trend to dress up in silly little outfits for events like going to a movie or a concert. like yes besties go all out on that eras tour outfit. dress up in pink from head to toe for the barbie movie. love to see it

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stsalt:

I’m like if a hater enjoyed things

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tragedykery:

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fallingtowers:

everyone’s got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks

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Last monogamous friend who hasn’t joined the polycule…

Zuko?!

mormons

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